Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Celebrity Sightings: Looking for Lindsay Lohan

Who cares if one of the newest Nobel Lauretes lives in Utah. Our beloved State's most famous new resident is none other than Lindsay Lohan! That's right, celebrity fantasy leaguers beware, Lindsay is returning to her good girl ways, and her first step in that process is becoming a resident of Utah. She's trying to stay away from the L.A. party scene that keeps dragging her down into the depths of addiction. Here she is in her own words: "I'm staying in Utah until it's time to shoot 'Dare to Love Me,' and then I plan on returning to Utah so I can stay focused, and avoid other distractions." (see http://www.sltrib.com/ci_7127670). Musingian welcomes Lindsay to Utah and hopes she finds peace. Look for Lindsay Lohan at the next multi-stake regional dance!

8 comments:

Darth Spencer said...

Those of us who are praying for Lindsay to get clean and get her stardom back on track better pray even harder that she doesn't stumble upon the Vortex. Provo's hottest and only dance club. I've spent some time in the Vortex and it was crazy wild.

Here is a question posed to Musing Ian and his readership. Would it be positive or negative for the Church if Linday Lohan became a convert?

Watch out Marie Osmond, here comes Lindsay and she's a whole lot more "Country" and "Rock and Roll" then both you and Donnie combined.

Kyle said...

Spencere-Are you forgetting Club Omni? As I recall, you, Bracken and myself went to 'high school night' there, capped off by Bracken's rendition of Henry VIII on the karaoke mic.

Between Lindsay and Gary Coleman, Utah is quickly becoming a haven for the tired, poor, huddled masses of Hollywood.

Darth Spencer said...

Kyle-
You are correct. Lindsay must stay clear of Club Omni if she wishes to stay clean. Unless of course she hears a bunch of mormons singing Henry VIII on Karaoke night, then she'll probably be OK.

Ian said...

I hope Lindsay is strong enough to resist the siren song of the Omni, but I think Lindsay is forgetting that, every February, the stars turn Utah into Hollywood Mountain West during a little event called Sundance. I give her till February. Then, when Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore come knocking on her door, inviting her to their super-hot party at a condo in Deer Valley, I don't think she'll won't be able to resist. Then its back to rehab, and I hope I picked her up in the later rounds of a celebrity fantasy league.

Katie said...

LOL to you all. Welcome to Lindsay!

TJ said...

I can't wait to find Lindsay on a dance floor when I am home for the holidays. I bet all you married guys are sorry you didn't wait to get married like I did now!

Ian said...

TJ, you live in California. That's exactly the pit of temptation that our now-pure Lindsay is trying to avoid. Otherwise, I think you have a great chance with her.

Park City Bairds said...

HA HA HA!!! Suz and I hung out with Lindsay last night. Her super cool snoboarder boyfriend was kind of lame though and kept making dumb jokes. Was a bum. Go Cougs....Random.